Chee-Z Jokes

I used to work for an origami company but they folded.

Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.

For Valentine's day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus. It's the little things that count.

What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash.

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? They had a reptile dysfunction.

Two dyslexics walk into a bra.

Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll.

Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.

Yesterday I confused the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza". Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.